cock block call

A call made to a friend who has just taken a person of the other sex somewhere alone, in which you, or a group of others, knows that the person is making a mistake, and or will regret this decision in the future

Ray: Where's Tim
Kyle: He's with Melissa
Ray: Mike, where your the car keys?
Mike: I gave them to Tim
Ray: Oh God someone give him a Cock Block Call

Cock Call

A Cock Call is the morning equivilent of a booty call, it must happen after 5am and generally is when one or both parties are in between a state of sobriety and intoxication from the previous evening yet still horny and looking looking for some no strings attached sex.

Not to be confused with a nooner which is at/around the noon hour and is when both parties are sober.

Dude, had a few too many last night and had to call Becky for a Cock Call at 6am to help me tame the morning wood. She came over and after the cock call made me breakfast and then I took a nap.

Cock Calling

Similar to Butt Dialing except it truly explains the phenomenon when the cell phone is not in your back pocket but your front pocket instead.

Pam: "Hello?"
Sam's phone: "*buzz* *random noise*"
Pam: "Sam! You are cock calling me!"

Crisco Cock Call

A prank phone call where the prankster gets a jar of Crisco and inserts his penis into it. He then holds the phone up to it so the person on the other end hears the phfffk noise made. Often used to pick up on hot bitches.

Phone: Ring Ring Ring
Prankee: Hello
Prankster: Phfffk Phffk Phffk
Prankee: What the fuck? You are a totally hot mother fucker. Would you like to go out some time?
Prankster: Hell Yeah

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释义	cock block call A call made to a friend who has just taken a person of the other sex somewhere alone, in which you, or a group of others, knows that the person is making a mistake, and or will regret this decision in the future Ray: Where's Tim Kyle: He's with Melissa Ray: Mike, where your the car keys? Mike: I gave them to Tim Ray: Oh God someone give him a Cock Block Call Cock Call A Cock Call is the morning equivilent of a booty call, it must happen after 5am and generally is when one or both parties are in between a state of sobriety and intoxication from the previous evening yet still horny and looking looking for some no strings attached sex. Not to be confused with a nooner which is at/around the noon hour and is when both parties are sober. Dude, had a few too many last night and had to call Becky for a Cock Call at 6am to help me tame the morning wood. She came over and after the cock call made me breakfast and then I took a nap. Cock Calling Similar to Butt Dialing except it truly explains the phenomenon when the cell phone is not in your back pocket but your front pocket instead. Pam: "Hello?" Sam's phone: "buzz random noise" Pam: "Sam! You are cock calling me!" Crisco Cock Call A prank phone call where the prankster gets a jar of Crisco and inserts his penis into it. He then holds the phone up to it so the person on the other end hears the phfffk noise made. Often used to pick up on hot bitches. Phone: Ring Ring Ring Prankee: Hello Prankster: Phfffk Phffk Phffk Prankee: What the fuck? You are a totally hot mother fucker. Would you like to go out some time? Prankster: Hell Yeah cock on call Always ready, always hard as steel. 100# performance guaranteed. Pop on demand My cock on call is on, 100% of the time. Performance Guaranteed.
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