Cock-owned
The female version of being "pussy whipped." A woman who will do absolutely anything for a man or his cock.
Damn Heather, can't believe you are doing Matt's dishes, cock-owned!
Cockblock your own cock
v. To self-destruct in a clearly advantageous situation that is leading to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Danny: What happened? I thought she liked you?
Brent: I thought so too! I mean, one minute we were making out, then I started talking about the differences between Pokemon and Yu-gi-oh, then ...
Danny: Wait, seriously?! ... Only you could cockblock your own cock.
Brent: I thought so too! I mean, one minute we were making out, then I started talking about the differences between Pokemon and Yu-gi-oh, then ...
Danny: Wait, seriously?! ... Only you could cockblock your own cock.
Sucking your own cock
Sucking your own cock -
The art of bending your head forward towards your penis, and being able to pull at least 1 cm of skin up and down, or enough to ejaculate.
The art of bending your head forward towards your penis, and being able to pull at least 1 cm of skin up and down, or enough to ejaculate.
Welp, imma suck my own cock now.
Go away mom, I'm sucking my own cock over here.
Why are you sucking your own cock?
Go away mom, I'm sucking my own cock over here.
Why are you sucking your own cock?