cock popsicle
Not very useful to most people
useful as a cock popsicle on a cold day
popsicle cock
When the penis is exposed to cold environments long enough for it to freeze in a stretched position. This is very uncomfortable and should be heated with low heat until everything seems to be working well.
I love to ride on those snowmobiles even if I'm riding on one with your dad, but when we get back I have terrible popsicle cock.