Cock Salute
Whilst standing at attention, instead of raising your straightened hand to your eyebrow, or tip of you hat, you lower it to the tip of your woman pleaser. A great way to show respect amongst other bros, or in the military, a way of disrespecting a female officer.
EX.1: LT Garcia got pretty pissed when I gave her the cock salute this morning on the pier, damn bitch got me on extra duty now.
EX.2: As you approach Ron Jeremy, the only true way to show your respects is to render a cock salute, and carry on your day.
EX.2: As you approach Ron Jeremy, the only true way to show your respects is to render a cock salute, and carry on your day.
One cock salute
Similar to a twenty-one gun salute, but with cocks. Used as a mark of respect for absent friends, or to toast the end of a particularly enjoyable social occasion. The trousers may be dropped or the penis merely flopped out; it is the saluter's choice. Penises are held upward, like a cannon, while a moment of silence is observed.
N.B. It is considered extremely bad form for the penis to be anything other than completely flaccid when performing a one cock salute.
N.B. It is considered extremely bad form for the penis to be anything other than completely flaccid when performing a one cock salute.
Let's give her a big one cock salute. It's what Kewley would have wanted. (If, for example, Kewley was the friend who was unable to attend).
Our antics in the ball pool deserve a big one cock salute.
Our antics in the ball pool deserve a big one cock salute.