Cocksmoking
Cocksmoking is the act of giving a blowjob in the manner of smoking a cigar. Puffs into the mouth not the lungs to prevent accidental inhalation of stray cum. Most commely used as an insult. The act of cocksmoking is an anchient art dating back to the times of jesus and mary when condoms wern't avalible and accidental ihalation of cum was a major problem killing many whores a year. It is still practiced today as an alternative to
-Did u suck his dick last night?
-I had to cocksmoke the condom broke.
-Thats fine i like to get old school to sometimes.
-Ya i luv cocksmoking.
-I had to cocksmoke the condom broke.
-Thats fine i like to get old school to sometimes.
-Ya i luv cocksmoking.
cocksmoked
verb-some girl told me that it means "to get hit by something"....by what, i dont know. i think you can draw your own conclusions.
katie got cocksmoked in the head by a ( gatorade bottle)?
cocksmoke
One who "slobs the knob" in a metephorical sense.
That new kid is such a cocksmoke. The only way he got that promotion is by cocksmoking.
cocksmoker
1. Somewhat derogatory name for a person with a penchant for giving head.
May also be used to describe someone particularly accomplished at it.
2. An insult for someone stupid/irritating/annoying/ (delete as appropriate), also brings the subjects sexuality into question (if male)
May also be used to describe someone particularly accomplished at it.
2. An insult for someone stupid/irritating/annoying/ (delete as appropriate), also brings the subjects sexuality into question (if male)
"Man, your sister is one hell of a cocksmoker"
cocksmoker
1.) One who fully shows the characteristics of a "smoker of cocks". More specifically, the term refers to one who's actions are considered "gay".
In practice, the following conditions could exist
a.) Party in question can figuratively act "gay".
b.) Party in question can literally act "gay".
Though the first scenario is most common, in either case, one can term the party that is acting "gay" as an official cocksmoker. One is not to take this lightly, as this is a harsh insult, but the sheer hilarity of the term may cause for all hostility to be swept under the tide of laughter that whilst ensue.
So dispite what some may say, this term can actually make you friends!
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In practice, the following conditions could exist
a.) Party in question can figuratively act "gay".
b.) Party in question can literally act "gay".
Though the first scenario is most common, in either case, one can term the party that is acting "gay" as an official cocksmoker. One is not to take this lightly, as this is a harsh insult, but the sheer hilarity of the term may cause for all hostility to be swept under the tide of laughter that whilst ensue.
So dispite what some may say, this term can actually make you friends!
enjoy
Josh Homme from Queens of the Stone Age
(in reference to a douche-bag at a concert)
"So next time you see this guy be like, 'Hey cocksmoker, go suck a bag of dicks!'"
(in reference to a douche-bag at a concert)
"So next time you see this guy be like, 'Hey cocksmoker, go suck a bag of dicks!'"
cocksmoke
When masturbation causes too much friction.
"I've got cocksmoke, get the fire extinguisher!"
cocksmoker
(1) a guy who sucks cock
(2) an asshole; somebody who really gets you pissed off
(3) a jerk, a jerkoff
(2) an asshole; somebody who really gets you pissed off
(3) a jerk, a jerkoff
(1) That Alvin is a cocksmoker, he sucked Freddy off in the shower room after the game
(2) Buddy's a cocksmoker, I don't want to see his face this weekend.
(3) He's just a cocksmoker, a total jerkoff, he is.
(2) Buddy's a cocksmoker, I don't want to see his face this weekend.
(3) He's just a cocksmoker, a total jerkoff, he is.