cocksnipe
Verb. To look at a dude's wang at any time. Made famous by comedian Mike Mackenzie.
In the washroom, while urinating in a urinal, you catch the bro beside you checking out your junk. At this point, you would say, "Aw, I just got cocksniped"
cocksnip
1.The mutilation of a male's genitals usually performed soon after birth.
ie. Circumcision
2. One who preforms said mutilations.
3.(This is what most ignorant mothers believe) The gentle, pain-free removal of the skin around the tip of a male's penis. Thus, preventing many diseases and ensuring a fruitful harvest the coming year.
ie. Circumcision
2. One who preforms said mutilations.
3.(This is what most ignorant mothers believe) The gentle, pain-free removal of the skin around the tip of a male's penis. Thus, preventing many diseases and ensuring a fruitful harvest the coming year.
1. I can't believe my parents had a cocksnip performed on me!
2. {doctor} "Are you Mormon?"
{New Parent} "Yes."
(doctor} "Nurse, summon the Cocksnip. *evil laughter*"
3. "I told Marge to have a cocksnip preformed on her new son. She refused. Now her whole family has Aids and their entire crop died."
2. {doctor} "Are you Mormon?"
{New Parent} "Yes."
(doctor} "Nurse, summon the Cocksnip. *evil laughter*"
3. "I told Marge to have a cocksnip preformed on her new son. She refused. Now her whole family has Aids and their entire crop died."
cocksnipe
cocksnipe: british for u pointing pubbed low hanging testicles dry tipped wank, go die this instant or ill rip off your tonsils and shove up your ass you d grade shit shoveler
"Richard you fucking cocksnipe"
cocksnipe
British for you low hanging balled squirrel fucking spiky pubed shit shoveling cock snorting squirrel analing bastard
"richard you fucking cocksnipe"
cocksnipped
The much more harsh version of a cockblock, where while trying to get sex from someone else, they're entirely shut down and brutally rejected, and usually get kicked out and never spoken to by whoever again.
guy 1: ugh, martha totally fucking cocksnipped me last night.
guy 2: i mean, you kind of deserved it, you were being creepy.
guy 2: i mean, you kind of deserved it, you were being creepy.