Cocksquito
An imaginary bug that teenage girls and women feel crawling on them during and before impending moments of intimacy.
John: "Do you like the feel of my breath on your neck?"
Virginia: "Ahhh! Something just touched my leg!"
John: "You mean my hand?"
Virginia: "Eww, I felt a bug."
John: "...Just a Cocksquito"
Mark: "Are you ready?"
Jenny: "Ahhh!" *covers face* "I'm being attacked by a Cocksquito!"
Virginia: "Ahhh! Something just touched my leg!"
John: "You mean my hand?"
Virginia: "Eww, I felt a bug."
John: "...Just a Cocksquito"
Mark: "Are you ready?"
Jenny: "Ahhh!" *covers face* "I'm being attacked by a Cocksquito!"