Cockswab
The female version of a douchebag. It has been decided that one cannot refer to a female as a "douchebag", so the opposite and equal term "cockswab" must be used when describing a female with douche-like qualities.
Brittany looks like such a cockswab with her side ponytail and parka!
This ugly muffin-topped cockswab at the bar needs get her fucking ego in check! And HEY! Wasn't she wearing that same parka and side ponytail last time we saw her???
This ugly muffin-topped cockswab at the bar needs get her fucking ego in check! And HEY! Wasn't she wearing that same parka and side ponytail last time we saw her???
Cockswab
A crusty uncleaned penis that humms when the girl rolls back the foreskin
Damutt sufferes from severe cockswab
Cockswab
when they test dudes for some STDs on dudes they shove a big q tip down their pee hole, hence the insult
"Joel is such an asshole. That cockswab ought to look in a mirror"
cockswabbing
The act of using yo dick to brush your woman's teeth and dropping a load on her tongue to get rid of her bad breath.
Man her breath was so bad I gave her a Cockswabbing..
cockswab
When youve just spunked yer load and need to wipe of excess off your bell end
Bill...last night i spunked my load .bob....what did you use for as a cockswab? Bill.....I used the pillowcase
cockswab
A dirty, repulsive, idiot
"Buxton, your the ultimate Cockswab!"
CockSwab
To swab the inside of a vagina with your dick (or a dick)
Yo I just cockswabed ya girl