Cockulant

When a person, usually male but also could be female acts like such a jerk or a dick they are acting cockulant

Our manager is so mean today I wonder what is making him so cockulant?

Cockulate

The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.

This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers

D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!

Cockulation

The number (or population) of people in a certain location who have a cock.

"Its so busy in here!"
"Yeah, what's the cockulation?"
"I've counted 65"

Cockulator

A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met.

Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days!

Cockulator

a machine that is used to measure the Hight, girth, ejaculation speed & sperm quality of ones penis

you: bro what is your score on the Cockulator

me: i broke the scale my cock is to powerful for it

cockulating

Calculating/thinking with cocks instead of brains. Usually leads to deep regrets.

"Aw, man, I wish I hadn't bought that lap dance. I was just cockulating... Now I'm out of money and my girlfriend's going to be pissed."
"sucks, man"

Cockulator

To strap or tape a calculator to your penis to conceal during school finals.

“Hey man, im suprised to got a good score. How?”

“My magical cockulator.”

俚语	cockulant
释义	Cockulant When a person, usually male but also could be female acts like such a jerk or a dick they are acting cockulant Our manager is so mean today I wonder what is making him so cockulant? Cockulate The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female. This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself? A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations? D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis! A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves! D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines! Cockulation The number (or population) of people in a certain location who have a cock. "Its so busy in here!" "Yeah, what's the cockulation?" "I've counted 65" Cockulator A method used to determine when you are going to fuck her! A prediction to your buddies when you will screw the hot chick you just met. Dudes! Check Lisa out, I'll have to pull out the old cockulator and say I'll bang her in three days! Cockulator a machine that is used to measure the Hight, girth, ejaculation speed & sperm quality of ones penis you: bro what is your score on the Cockulator me: i broke the scale my cock is to powerful for it cockulating Calculating/thinking with cocks instead of brains. Usually leads to deep regrets. "Aw, man, I wish I hadn't bought that lap dance. I was just cockulating... Now I'm out of money and my girlfriend's going to be pissed." "sucks, man" Cockulator To strap or tape a calculator to your penis to conceal during school finals. “Hey man, im suprised to got a good score. How?” “My magical cockulator.”
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