Afrodick
When a guy's pubic area is untrimmed, and grows like wild kudzu until it looks like a 1970's post Kwanzaa, blaxpoitation era Afro (think O.J. Simpson in "The Naked Gun 33 and 1/3" during the 1970's club crime scene flashback) with a cock hanging out.
That guy's Afrodick was so bad, it looked like Osama Bin Laden's beard grew a thumb.
AfroDick
A white male that has so much pubic hair you cannot see his genitalia
Is Chad got a Afrodick over there? Or is He, a She?