cock-wallop
To administer an open-hand slap to the genitalia of a male, with a sharp snapping of the wrist so as to leave a stinging sensation in the wangular and nutsacular areas.
Sweet sassy molassey, after we felched and I forgot her name, she cock-walloped me so bad, my penis fell off and ran out the door! Come back Weenie McSexster!
cock walloper
A person or situation that busts your balls or an interjection expressing such ball busting, such as when you lip out a four foot put or get your shit handed to you in Mario Kart.
"Quit with the fucking banana peels; you're being a cock walloper."
"Cock walloper! I can't believe I missed that!"
"Cock walloper! I can't believe I missed that!"
cock wallopped
When a woman is at the mercy of her boyfriend for every decision, must give up her own plans, ideas, friends so that she can be at his beck and call.
A woman being controlled by a man with the promise of sex. The opposite of pussy whipped.
A woman being controlled by a man with the promise of sex. The opposite of pussy whipped.
'She won't even go for a coffee unless she checks with her man and get permission. She's so cock wallopped!'
cock walloping
the term for when your penis is of so much girth and length that it comes up and hits you in the face while running
i went for a jog the other day and boy did i get a good cock walloping