Cockwise
When someone gives you a bit of wisdom, but is really rude or being a dick about it.
“You should try it this way, Stupid!!”
“Wow thanks you Cockwise bastard”.
“Wow thanks you Cockwise bastard”.
Cockwise
When a guy thinks with his cock instead of his brain
Friend 1: Hey look at that chick, she looks so hot! Think I can take her home tonight?
Friend 2: Man, why are you always so cockwise?
Friend 2: Man, why are you always so cockwise?
Anti-Cockwise
To not be familiar with sexual acts involving a penis.
Johnny: Did you have sex with that guy last night?
Bill: No ... I'm a man.
Johnny: You sir are Anti-Cockwise!
Bill: No ... I'm a man.
Johnny: You sir are Anti-Cockwise!
Anti-cockwise
In a given activity, women will be expected to go first.
1. Given that the starting order was anti-cockwise, Jane was confident she could maintain the lead.
2. John, being polite, preferred to take an anti-cockwise approach to social situations.
2. John, being polite, preferred to take an anti-cockwise approach to social situations.