Coconut Delight
The act of feltching a colostomy stoma (orifice surgically created on the abdomen in order for a colostomy bag to attach)... In much the same way a dehydrated Robinson Crusoe attacked the nectar of his first life-giving coconut.
The homeless, post-surgery homeless man lacked anything to offer a potential patron to augment his treasury... Ah! He made available his made-made opening for a Coconut Delight.