codependency
verb – the act of tying a suicidal man, who is hanging from a bridge, to another seriously disturbed man that is already hanging from the other side of said bridge.
Lars was sad and tried to kill himself yesterday by hanging on to a rope from the Golden Gate bridge for a prolonged time. Since Bill O'Riley happened to be there, rappelling down the other side of the bridge towards a cruise ship full of liberal gay marriage supporters, I took the opportunity and codepencied (past tense of codependency) them three feet above the water. ... for science.
Codependent
When one partner depends so much on the other that it causes anxiety, exhaustion and results in confusion and unhappiness.
Mom 1: My daughter's boyfriend is so codependent on her that you can't even tell who he is without her.
Mom 2: That's extremely unhealthy when you can't tell where one person ends and the other begins.
Mom 2: That's extremely unhealthy when you can't tell where one person ends and the other begins.
codependent
One who is willing to be abused. One who gets meaning out of sticking in an abusive relationship.
There is no sense talking to Susan about her abusive boyfriend; she is a codependent.
Codependent Papi
One of the most mysterious pages on IG. Posts anything from hot girls dancing, run of the mill memes, all the way to pro-Jeffery Epstein content. Most posts have zero context and are usually left up to the viewers interpretation. Their merch line has things like Codependent Papi on the Harley Davidson logo and Ghislaine Maxwell depicted as the lady of New York. Most things on the merch line goes from around 40-60$. At the time of composition they have 21.8k followers. They are also followed by Eric Andre.
Hey man do you follow Codependent Papi?
Yeah I do, what the actual fuck is his page?
I don't know but I like it.
Yeah I do, what the actual fuck is his page?
I don't know but I like it.
codependent cleaner
A person who is unable to clean without having someone with them either keeping them company or cleaning with them.
She is a codependent cleaner because she only cleans the house when I'm home!
Codependent High
Euphoria felt when you get your codependent hit of rescuing someone having drama, chaos or a disaster.
I got the Codependent High while planning my trip to “help” my friend who is getting a divorce because she really needs my advice.
codependent relationship
Meaningful relationship; normal human relationship.
Those two are in such a codependent relationship! It's not healthy. I mean, seriously, look at how much they care about each other.