codeus
Possibly the greatest man alive. After surviving numerous early suicide attempts, he grew up into a fat guy. He has four kids, three wives, and a slut. In total, I have had sex a bajillion times. Codeus is my name, sexual intercourse with middle-aged asian woman who are between the ages of 18 to 21 and are shaved is my game.
The boy was ALMOST as cool as Codeus.