COD
The game where I have to mute everyone on because they are annoying morons.
Guy goes into COD lobby and its full of annoying 10 year olds screaming. Mutes everyone.
cods
Scrotum and testicles.
Cods seldom survive an encounter with an alligator snapping turtle while swimming naked.
COD
Classic Old Dude. Any male over 35 who has a penchant for dating younger women, usually of a different background. Money is usually paid in return. A COD usually has several (or all) of the following traits:
- Not particularly rich.
- Below average looks.
- Above average weight.
- Receding hairline.
- Vertically challenged.
- Low self esteem.
A common stomping ground for a COD is South East Asia, with Patong Beach in Phuket, Thailand, being a favourite destination. When a COD returns to his homeland, the relationship is funded via Western Union, with the girl sending a stock standard email in return.
- Not particularly rich.
- Below average looks.
- Above average weight.
- Receding hairline.
- Vertically challenged.
- Low self esteem.
A common stomping ground for a COD is South East Asia, with Patong Beach in Phuket, Thailand, being a favourite destination. When a COD returns to his homeland, the relationship is funded via Western Union, with the girl sending a stock standard email in return.
"There goes the COD, off to buy some more Viagra".
codding
Country Irish slang describing the act of fooling someone, often yourself.
You couldn't drink fifteen pints, don't be codding yourself
cod
A term that was once known to be a fish but soon grew out when some sad person thought it would be smart to identify Call Of Duty as COD. What a bean....
Jo: Fancy a bit of cod with me?
Ralph: Thats offensive, im vegetarian...
Ralph: Thats offensive, im vegetarian...
cod
not a cock
cod is a fish
cod
Noun or verb
When a guy is such a douchecanoe that the only thing you can wish him is for him to choke on a bag of dicks.. no, on a CANOE of dicks. That there is what we call a cod.
When a guy is such a douchecanoe that the only thing you can wish him is for him to choke on a bag of dicks.. no, on a CANOE of dicks. That there is what we call a cod.
Josh emailed all our friends to talk shit about us after we were so nice to him and helped him when he found out the kid was not his. What a fucking cod.
We tried to help that douche, and he tried to stab us in the back. He'll get what's coming to him, fucking cod.
I fucking hate that guy. I hope he chokes on a cod.
We tried to help that douche, and he tried to stab us in the back. He'll get what's coming to him, fucking cod.
I fucking hate that guy. I hope he chokes on a cod.