Cody Parkey
A kicker who was quite bad. He is usually seen missing field goals to the #6 seed in the NFC in the playoffs. He was beheaded on January 6, 2019 after he missed a field goal. It was not him however. The Bears needed a better kicker so Blair Walsh pretended to be Cody Parkey. Parkey then booked the first flight out of Chicago.
Cody Parkey will choke on Sunday,January 9, 2022 for the Green Bay Packers. Calling right after he missed the game winner for the Bears.
Cody Parkey
The only kicker in the NFL who aims for the goalpost. The entire city of Chicago hates you along with your teammates, coaches, and trainers.
Cody Parkey literally shanks every field goal because he thinks the crossbar challenge is still relevant.
Cody Parkey
A guy who just likes to Hit the uprights while kicking a football.
Aldrick Rosas is never a Cody Parkey because he doesn’t ever hit the uprights.