Cofap
The act of mutual masturbation between two single men, usually performed with the intent of avoiding crippling feelings of loneliness and regret post-fap.
Tom: Hey, anybody wanna cofap?
Ryan: Sorry man, I'm running low on self-esteem from last time.
Tom: C'mon, I need this!
Ryan: Alright, but let's do it quick.
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Both: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkk.................
Ryan: Sorry man, I'm running low on self-esteem from last time.
Tom: C'mon, I need this!
Ryan: Alright, but let's do it quick.
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Both: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkkkkkk.................