coffee butt
When you go out for Starbucks.
And come home for anal.
And come home for anal.
Michelle: "OOH, Breanna I know you did coffee butt with Dylan yesterday!!!"
butt coffee
Usually appears the morning after an evening of heavy drinking accompanied by the conumption of late night food favored by drunks. Not only is it liquid with the consistency and color of coffee, it always is the temperature of very hot coffee.
After awakening from an evening of twelve pints of Guiness, six shots of patron, 3 packs of Marlboro reds and 30 hot buffalo wings I sat upon the porcelain convenience head in hands and unleashed a torrent of butt coffee that set my anus ablaze.
Butt Coffee
When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.
Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...
butt coffee
liqui-shit, the color and consistency of coffee. See butt vomit.
I had a raging case of butt coffee last night. My ass is raw from wiping
butt coffee
Feces, especially runny stuff
There I was, stuck on the beltway, when I felt myself percolating some butt coffee.
coffee cream butt cheeks
When you and a partner of the female persuasion are engaging
in sweet passionate butt sex and you let your man juice go in her ass. To your shock and horror when you pull out, a horrible mixture of jizz and shit leaks out of her ass. This mixture closely resembles coffee and cream, thus you have "coffee cream butt cheeks".
in sweet passionate butt sex and you let your man juice go in her ass. To your shock and horror when you pull out, a horrible mixture of jizz and shit leaks out of her ass. This mixture closely resembles coffee and cream, thus you have "coffee cream butt cheeks".
That girl had a horrible case of coffee cream butt cheeks after I blasted a mean one in her cinnamon ring. I promptly threw up all over her, then doused my dick in Lysol.
percolating butt coffee
A form of intestinal distress brought on by retention of water in the bowels and resulting in butt coffee of varying density and consistency. Characterized by periodic gurgling and/or rumbling noises emanating from the lower abdominal region, and frequently accompanied by cramps. Usually caused by ingestion of bacterial pathogens.
"Shelly sneezed on my macaroni salad, and next thing I know I'm percolating butt coffee!"