Coffee Huffer
Someone that refuses to drink coffee but annoyingly insists the love the smell.
Barista: Hi welcome! May I take your order?
Customer: Oh I don’t drink coffee! I just come for the smell, it’s wonderful!
Barista: Get out of here you Coffee Huffer swine!
Customer: Oh I don’t drink coffee! I just come for the smell, it’s wonderful!
Barista: Get out of here you Coffee Huffer swine!