Coffey

A last name of Gaelic origin; having, despite common misconception, nothing to do with beans or brewed beverages, though often explained to strangers as being "like the drink, only spelled different."

Telemarketer: "Good evening; may I speak with a Mr.....um, koh-FAY?"

Mr. Coffey: "It's pronounced Coffey; like the drink, only spelled different."

Coffey

Coffey - a surname given to your everyday homeslice. Calm, reliable and relatable, Coffey's never pull above a 4.

Coffey! My homeslice you pulled another 3!

Coffey

Family of drunken morons. Think they know everything but thats so not true...very selfish

those Coffey boys are the biggest jerks i have ever met in my life.

Coffey

aka a flid (meaning retarded or spastic) talks about stuff that doesn't make sense

Coffey kicked a pigeon and said im Hench ! and then after asked his friend for cookies making no sense of the situation.

Coffey

Sometimes mistaken for 'Coffee' when it actually has nothing to do with the drink. In most cases using the term "Coffey" refers to a one Trish Coffey, in which a sexual joke will be made towards her, or already has been

"Yo I asked Trish coffey who the boss was and she replied "You are, You are." I replied " No bitch Tony Danza is." and I donkey punched her, that was the end of that

The Coffey Handshake

The act of placing one's anus on their partners nose and shitting furiously onto their face. This became a common act in Ireland in 1916, when Irish wives would shit on their partners face before they fought the British. A Coffey Handshake is most commonly used nowadays to make sure a partner doesn't cheat on another partner.

As the morning dew settled Bonny sat her greasy asshole on top of Frankie's pointy nose. She then began to release a flurry of shit onto Frankie's face and into his nostrils. This was The Coffey Handshake, so Frankie wouldn't fuck that thot , Paula at work.

"My wife gave me The Coffey Handshake the other night"

pat coffey

he is a moth, nothing more. He is attracted to fire and bug zappers. he is ste's third favorite pet, also called moth coffey

HEY EVERYONE LOOK, ITS PAT COFFEY GOING TOWARDS A FIRE, lol HES A MOTH

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释义	Coffey A last name of Gaelic origin; having, despite common misconception, nothing to do with beans or brewed beverages, though often explained to strangers as being "like the drink, only spelled different." Telemarketer: "Good evening; may I speak with a Mr.....um, koh-FAY?" Mr. Coffey: "It's pronounced Coffey; like the drink, only spelled different." Coffey Coffey - a surname given to your everyday homeslice. Calm, reliable and relatable, Coffey's never pull above a 4. Coffey! My homeslice you pulled another 3! Coffey Family of drunken morons. Think they know everything but thats so not true...very selfish those Coffey boys are the biggest jerks i have ever met in my life. Coffey aka a flid (meaning retarded or spastic) talks about stuff that doesn't make sense Coffey kicked a pigeon and said im Hench ! and then after asked his friend for cookies making no sense of the situation. Coffey Sometimes mistaken for 'Coffee' when it actually has nothing to do with the drink. In most cases using the term "Coffey" refers to a one Trish Coffey, in which a sexual joke will be made towards her, or already has been "Yo I asked Trish coffey who the boss was and she replied "You are, You are." I replied " No bitch Tony Danza is." and I donkey punched her, that was the end of that The Coffey Handshake The act of placing one's anus on their partners nose and shitting furiously onto their face. This became a common act in Ireland in 1916, when Irish wives would shit on their partners face before they fought the British. A Coffey Handshake is most commonly used nowadays to make sure a partner doesn't cheat on another partner. As the morning dew settled Bonny sat her greasy asshole on top of Frankie's pointy nose. She then began to release a flurry of shit onto Frankie's face and into his nostrils. This was The Coffey Handshake, so Frankie wouldn't fuck that thot , Paula at work. "My wife gave me The Coffey Handshake the other night" pat coffey he is a moth, nothing more. He is attracted to fire and bug zappers. he is ste's third favorite pet, also called moth coffey HEY EVERYONE LOOK, ITS PAT COFFEY GOING TOWARDS A FIRE, lol HES A MOTH
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