cofficted
Someone who's addicted to coffee.
Kristen: I need coffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Dana: You drank at least one gallon of coffee today. Calm down..
Kristen: ...
Dana: You're so cofficted.
Dana: You drank at least one gallon of coffee today. Calm down..
Kristen: ...
Dana: You're so cofficted.