Coftes

A word that originated in Egypt meaning "Christian". Coftes is considered as an offensive insult from a christian's point of view. It originated from Coptic

v. Specific art of partying consisting in 1. getting completely drunk, 2. go clubbing/barhopping, 3. watch the moonset/sunrise, 4. go to sleep when the birds are singing, 5. wake up before noon and 6. work the whole day. Alternatively replacing steps 3. to 5. by hooking up with a stranger can be considered cofting. It should be noted that remembering one's own name after 3 am not beeing subject to a massive hangover implies no cofting occurred.

1. Cheese On F***ing Toast
An exclamation or declaration, either just randomly expelled from the voicebox or to declare your love for this wonderful concoction god has blessed us with.