Coganed

Being under the influence of alcohol to a point where you being to speak like a 12 year old Pakistani girl. In addition, your ability to walk is severely hindered.

Someone or something that owns your face constantly.

1. Something which relates to the use of extremely intricate and repetitive gestures; mainly, facial expressions.

2. The use of long pauses during speech followed by the use of SAT vocabulary words. To cogan a speech, for example, is to pause many times during that speech and make effort to include substantial vocabulary after such pauses.

Intentionally or unintentionally failing to arrive at a scheduled meeting or rendezvous without prior notice.

Whitest person this side of africa

Alma Cogan (19 May 1932 – 26 October 1966) was an English singer of traditional pop music in the 1950s and early 1960s. Dubbed "The Girl With the Laugh / Giggle / Chuckle In Her Voice", she was the highest paid British female entertainer of her era. Throughout the mid 1950s, she was the most consistently successful female singer in the UK.
Albums:

* 1958 - I Love to Sing

* 1961 - With You In Mind

* 1962 - How About Love?

* 1965 - Oliver! with Stanley Holloway and Violet Carson

* 1967 - Alma
She's got the voice of an angel,too bad she died young.