coiler
a long coiling excrement
"Don't go in there. I left a coiler in the toilet"
porcelain coiler
a big turd that wraps around the bowl. coils like a snake would.
Sorry dude I just dropped the biggest porcelain coiler in your shitter.
triple coiler
When you take a shit and it coils up in a pile like a snake. Triple coiler can just mean you have to drop a dump as well.
During coffee break at work I had to go to the washroom. Man did I ever leave a hot steaming Triple Coiler in the toilet for the next guy.
double coiler
A very long bowel movement that is layered in the toilet bowl at least twice around without breaking.
"Dude, you gotta come and see this double coiler I just laid down. It's a work of ass art!"
steamy coiler
A shit made by a dog in a cold climate that comes out in an ice cream swirl fashon.
It must be cold out that dog just took a steamy coiler.
Greasy Coiler
A soft serve, Curly frie esque Turd that leaves skids in the bowl.
Bill had to scrub the bowl after birthin a couple of those Greasy Coilers!
Corrie Coiler
Defecating in a circular motion on your partner's abdomen as foreplay
Erin's sexual appetite was never completely sated without a Corrie Coiler covering her midsection before intercourse.