Coincidick
The word for someone who pulls a dick move and blames it on coincidence
"Why isn't Tommy in school?"
"He's 'sick' "
"He got sick right when the Destiny update came out?"
"Yup, what a coincidick"
"He's 'sick' "
"He got sick right when the Destiny update came out?"
"Yup, what a coincidick"