Afterbate
The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...
Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate
Afterbate
When leftover jizz from masterbation is slowly excreted over a period of about 30 minutes
Damn, my afterbate was so bad last night i had to change my boxers 6 times!
Afterbation
The relieving and somewhat depressing piss you take right after masturbating or having sex.
Afterbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It is part of every man's life.
Afterbation
The period of time after masturbation which includes having a wet pussy/ boner, smelly hands, a guilt ridden face, etc....
I’ll be there in a sec I gotta take my Afterbation piss
Afterbation Disgust
The almost immediate disgust after masturbating, with yourself and the dirty porn you were watching.
i was watching a dude shit on this fat chicks face and it was awesome, until i came, then i was filled with an overwhelming amount of Afterbation Disgust
afterbating
The warm glow you feel, rendering you relaxed and unwilling to move after a particularly intense masturbation session.
Wow, that was great! I was afterbating for 10 minutes before I heard my roommates key in the door and I had to scramble to obfuscate what I'd been doing
afterbation
the act of masturbation after having had sexual intercourse, when one's partner has departed.
Lorilax:
"After you left, I was reading an art history book-got me going. I had to put it down and afterbate."
Rutherford: "No doubt. I love afterbation when Dali is involved. Our sex life is hot. We need a gallery"
"After you left, I was reading an art history book-got me going. I had to put it down and afterbate."
Rutherford: "No doubt. I love afterbation when Dali is involved. Our sex life is hot. We need a gallery"