afterbath

The period of time when your dog freaks out all over the house / apartment because they just got done with their bath. Often occurs from dogs who act like they are dying on the inside when receiving the bath.

Me to Friend via text: Dude your dog was like, 'I want to play in the mud!' And I was 'like sure, but you get a bath now.' Dog was like, 'Why do you hate me?' Now after the shower your dog is freaking out...

Friend Response: My dog lives for the afterbath.

Afterbath

When a woman's vagina fills with water while in the bath and she pushes it out like afterbirth.

(A very common thing)

"Anyone else experience afterbath?"

俚语	afterbath
释义	afterbath The period of time when your dog freaks out all over the house / apartment because they just got done with their bath. Often occurs from dogs who act like they are dying on the inside when receiving the bath. Me to Friend via text: Dude your dog was like, 'I want to play in the mud!' And I was 'like sure, but you get a bath now.' Dog was like, 'Why do you hate me?' Now after the shower your dog is freaking out... Friend Response: My dog lives for the afterbath. Afterbath When a woman's vagina fills with water while in the bath and she pushes it out like afterbirth. (A very common thing) "Anyone else experience afterbath?"
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