Cointreauception
Used among upper class twits. When you're so pissed on fine fine booze it is impossible to cum.
"It's okay Tarquin, we'll use cointreauception!"
"Oh no, Gwinevereleth, you didn't drink enough cointreau and now you'll give birth to a baby tory! Should have cointreaucepted"
"Oh no, Gwinevereleth, you didn't drink enough cointreau and now you'll give birth to a baby tory! Should have cointreaucepted"