Coital Commentator

(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance

(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus

(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly

"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."

"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."

"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."

俚语	coital commentator
释义	Coital Commentator (1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance (a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus (2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly "The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times." "It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great." "It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."
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