Colbacracy
a form of government in which the supreme power is Stephen Colbert; a charcteristic of a nation, specifically America, that respects the word of every individual, as long as it reflects the ideas of Stephen; a government that exemplifies everything that is American: apple pie, freem, ass-kicking & wikiality.
When it comes to birthday presents, Colbacracy is the greatest one that could ever be given.