Colchester
The oldest recorded town in England.
The Roman Wall in Colchester needs urgent funding.
Colchester
A craptastic little town in Vermont.
Aw, you're moving to Colchester? Girl, have fun with the cows.
colchester
a large town located in the county of Essex, in east anglia, England. Colchester has a well good zoo, is the home of Colchester Museum, a place about romans and shit that was built on top of Julius Ceaser's temple.
A: ' im going to colchester. '
B: ' omg no way! are you going to the zoo? can i come pleeeeease? '
B: ' omg no way! are you going to the zoo? can i come pleeeeease? '
colchester
the land of gods, as the parachute regiment are based there.
Used to describe something of great excitment
Used to describe something of great excitment
"That would be like bein based at colchester!"
Colchester, CT
A place where there is only Chinese and Pizza restaurants. Where there is nowhere to really chill so people are forced to roam around town aimlessly. The only fun thing to do is to smoke weed.
Also, a ton of fake bitches and douchebags live here.
Also, a ton of fake bitches and douchebags live here.
Mary: I live in Colchester, CT.
John: Wow, I'm sorry. You got bud?
Mary: Well, yeah. What other options do I have?
John: True, true.
John: Wow, I'm sorry. You got bud?
Mary: Well, yeah. What other options do I have?
John: True, true.
Colchester kebab
When you're fucking a Colchester bird with a kebab pussy whilst she's on her period. As you nut, you pull out and give her the garlic mayo, mixing it with her chilli sauce ( period blood) then going down and feasting the Colchester kebab
Pulled this bird the other night and we made a Colchester kebab
Colchester Condom
Anal Sex. The method of birth control where insemination is avoided by putting your wang up the wrong hole. Derived from Colchester military prison in Essex, UK where presumably a lot of Brit soldiers do each other up the gicker.
Woman - "We're going to have to stop, I'm off the pill"
Man - "Don't worry about it love, I'll use me Colchester Condom"
Man - "Don't worry about it love, I'll use me Colchester Condom"