cold carl
(n.) When one partner shits on a glass table while the other person sits under the table to watch.
I didn't remember about tonight's dinner party until _after_ she gave me a cold carl.
cold carl
like a hot carl, only with a glass coffee table in between the two victims
Cold Carl
When a young man freezes a sturdy log of his feces and chases a young lady around the house trying to club her with said feces. If he gets a good knock on her noggin with his "Cold Carl" before it melts, he wins!
She was resistant to the Cold Carl at first, but afterward thanked me for the cool, nutty refreshment.
Cold Carl
A guy takes a dump on a pane of glass with a girl lying under it as part of a sex act. See also, "Hot Carl" and "Warm Carl."
Cold Carl
When you take a fat shit and freeze it real good. Then you call your bitch over and dildo it up. Even better when she bobs on it and warms it up.
I gave her a cold carl
Cold Carl
When you shit into a plastic bag, freeze it, then use it as a dildo
Last night me and John tried a Cold Carl!
Cold Carl
When you do a chick up the ass and then make her suck the crusted shit left on your cock the next morning.
The morning after I corn-holed your mom, I woke the bitch up with a cold carl.