Cold crotch
the act of placing a cold beverage on the crotch or crotches of someone for the purpose of either stimulation or revenge
My girlfriend would buy me a drink so last night I cold crotched her
Cold Crotch
When someone leaves you out in the cold to wait for them to get ready, and your vagina goes numb.
“I was waiting for Kenny and got Cold Crotch.”
cold crotch
(figurative) when someone or something prevents you from having sex; (literal) when a large bag of ice is placed on your lap on a car trip
That girl totally cold crotched me at the party last week.
cold crotched
When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched
When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.