Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg
Really, really, REALLY freakin' cold. Only barely above absolute zero. This shit is death.
"Yeesh, have you been outside since that blizzard started?"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"
"Eh?"
"It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg!"
"Dayum!"