Coldplayed

When a good song gets overplayed on the radio. Named after Coldplay's 2008 song Viva La Vida.

When your music gets stolen by some lame ass u2 wannabes.

A fantastic British Alternative Rock Band(experimented with many different genres by now), band consists of Chris Martin, Jonny Buckland, Guy Berryman, and Will Champion. They have released 6 studio albums to date, Parachutes, A Rush of Blood to the Head, X and Y, Viva La Vida or Death and all his Friends, Mylo Xyloto, and their latest being Ghost Stories in 2014. All the members are very talented and have equal parts in most songs. Coldplay has their own unique sound and every one of their albums has it's own unique sound which is fucking awesome, seriously they have never made the same album twice. One of the biggest selling acts of the 2000s so far. Liked by many by Criticized by some on here that for some reason hate music that isn't all repetitive pop bullshit, so kindly suck my ass if you don't like them. Have songs that are slow and mellow but still great, and also really high energy songs. Also are amazing live. Major hits include Viva la Vida, Clocks, Paradise, The Scientist, Yellow, Fix You, Speed of Sound, A Sky Full Of Stars

coldplay : To pre-game so hard with friends before a concert (ideally actual Coldplay concert) for which you paid a lot of $$$ that you and a friend pass out at the entrance of the concert stadium even before the concert starts and have to be taken to the medical room.

a band to listen to in the bathtub while your crying and masturbating using your tears as lubricant

An awesome band that can give you a break for the all that loud music you love and a great relaxant

The band that produces thirty second songs on repeat for four and a half minutes.