cold toilet seats
the cold toilet seats are the people who nobody likes to sit on. In other words they are single and lonely. however on further inspection, some people would prefer a cold toilet seat to a warmed one as it makes them paranoid about someone else`s ass having just left.
Oh man, i just got dumped, guess i`ll have to join all the other cold toilet seats now :(
cold toilet seat
even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.
guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat
guy 2: cold toilet seat.
guy 2: cold toilet seat.