Colgate Colleague
Work colleagues that are false. This is demonstrable by their plastered, fake smiles.
"I have such Colgate Colleagues...always walking around with fake smiles plastered on their faces. They look like smiling assassins."
"You can't trust a Colgate Colleague. You never know what they're thinking with those fixed smiles."
"You can't trust a Colgate Colleague. You never know what they're thinking with those fixed smiles."