colish
To break a piece of furniture or other immobile object by sitting heavily on it or running into it face first. Often used to describe a heavy handed approach to what is otherwise a simple problem.
You: Yo man, did you see him colish that chair? it busted into a million pieces!
Me: Yeah you think he could have just gone back to his desk instead of colishing all our stuff.
Me: Yeah you think he could have just gone back to his desk instead of colishing all our stuff.