college bitch syndrome

when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent

before-
me,her: intellectual conversations

after-

me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn?
her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent

me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk

俚语	college bitch syndrome
释义	college bitch syndrome when she’s a normal cool girl you like to spend time with and then she goes to college and comes back with no brain cells and this accent before- me,her: intellectual conversations after- me to her: hey what are you thinking ab rn? her to me: ummmm so there’s actually like no thoughts going through my brain rn. i think i need to do some more hard drugs so my brain can work more *with dumb bitch accent me to her: yeah u done got COLLEGE BITCH SYNDROME and probably anemia or something idk
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