Colludle

usually obscene : to engage in fellatio using one's teeth while at the same time pulling very hard on the man's testicles and inserting one's pinky fingers into the rectum —sometimes used interjectionally with an object (as a personal or reflexive pronoun) to express anger, contempt, or disgust

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The act of conspiracy in an effort to lovingly surprise a partner or friend which is often met with unwarranted suspicion.