Collum

Something that has the characteristic of or pertains to all things evil and hideous. Usually referring to a teacher that hates all of humanity, and wishes everlasting despair to all.

Jerry: "Dude, I just got out of <insert satanist teacher here>'s class, and <he/she>'s a total collum!"
Fabio: "How so?"
Jerry: "While we were taking a test, <he/she> started speaking in tongues again... the lights were flickering and everything. Actually... I think I shat myself."

-OR-

Phillip: "I swear my yorkiepoo is a collum."
Vladimir: "Why do you say this, comrade?"
Phillip: Well, every so often it'll go into the basement-
Vladimir: What is this so called 'base-mend' of which you speak?"
Phillip: "Shut up. It'll go into my basement and scratch freaky symbols in the floor, and then it starts talking, like a person, except deeper."
Vladimir: "In Mother Russia all dogs act like this. Is it uncommon in America?"

collum

Used to describe a teacher that sacrifices their own students in Satanic rituals to make themself more powerful

Taylor: Hey dude, where's Alex? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Chase: Last time I saw him he left his textbook in English and went back to get it on Monday.
Garrett: Doesn't he know that teacher is collum? His soul is probably in hell right now!

Collum

An insulating human-Callum- Gollum hybrid that has a squeaky bum

Stop farting collum, I’m finding it hard to breathe.

俚语	collum
释义	Collum Something that has the characteristic of or pertains to all things evil and hideous. Usually referring to a teacher that hates all of humanity, and wishes everlasting despair to all. Jerry: "Dude, I just got out of <insert satanist teacher here>'s class, and <he/she>'s a total collum!" Fabio: "How so?" Jerry: "While we were taking a test, <he/she> started speaking in tongues again... the lights were flickering and everything. Actually... I think I shat myself." -OR- Phillip: "I swear my yorkiepoo is a collum." Vladimir: "Why do you say this, comrade?" Phillip: Well, every so often it'll go into the basement- Vladimir: What is this so called 'base-mend' of which you speak?" Phillip: "Shut up. It'll go into my basement and scratch freaky symbols in the floor, and then it starts talking, like a person, except deeper." Vladimir: "In Mother Russia all dogs act like this. Is it uncommon in America?" collum Used to describe a teacher that sacrifices their own students in Satanic rituals to make themself more powerful Taylor: Hey dude, where's Alex? I haven't seen him in a few days. Chase: Last time I saw him he left his textbook in English and went back to get it on Monday. Garrett: Doesn't he know that teacher is collum? His soul is probably in hell right now! Collum An insulating human-Callum- Gollum hybrid that has a squeaky bum Stop farting collum, I’m finding it hard to breathe.
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