Cologne'avirus
When someone wearing too much cologne or perfume walks past you and die of choking and coughing in the aftermath of their scent.
*Me coughing*
Friend: Dude what's the matter?
Me: Bro I think I've got cologne'avirus from Jon and his over excessive amount of cologne.
Friend: Dude what's the matter?
Me: Bro I think I've got cologne'avirus from Jon and his over excessive amount of cologne.