Cologne Shower
An alternative to a shower, were cologne is excessively used to mask not taking a shower when it was needed.
Person 1: Damn I'm too lazy to take a cologne shower, but that's all right I'll take a cologne bath.
Shower Cologne Boy
A Superhero. When a boy is fresh out of the shower and proceeds to lather himself in cologne. Super power: Can make any girl's panties drop.
Jessica: Katie, why did your panties drop?
Katie: I just got a whiff of Shower Cologne Boy.
Katie: I just got a whiff of Shower Cologne Boy.