Colombian Stand Off
Similar to a real stand off but simply involving cocaine instead of guns. A tense situation where two persons are eyeing two lines of coke, waiting for the other to lose his/her nerve and "pull the trigger".
"Dude... m & f were doing a colombian stand off the other night.. none of them caught any sleep!"
"Oi! What'cha looking at? Lookin' for colombian stand off?!?"
"Oi! What'cha looking at? Lookin' for colombian stand off?!?"