Colon Cocked
Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.
I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.
colon-cocked
stabbed in the starfish by a big hairy penis.
Eminem 'gasms when he gets colon-cocked.