Colonesian
Someone who lives in Melanesia/Micronesia or Polynesia, and does their absolute best to tell the native people of the country they live in to stop speaking their language or performing their traditions
“Hey man, did you see that chick who told the Māori guy it’s New Zealand not Aotearoa”
“Yeah man, she’s just being a Colonesian”
“Yeah man, she’s just being a Colonesian”