Colon Goalie
A colon goalie is someone who does NOT like to have anal sex.
Guy 1: Hey man, are you a colon goalie?
Guy 2: No way dude!
Guy 1: Hahah, I never knew you liked it in the ass!
Guy 2: No way dude!
Guy 1: Hahah, I never knew you liked it in the ass!