coloptimize
To utilize fully a person or thing's attention, time, or resources for a (typically) frivolous purpose.
Tony, hoping to leave work early, instead became coloptimized after his boss asked him to run errands for her.
coloptimize
Coloptimize means completely making someone useless by making them do something else.
"Bob, can you get me a soda?"
"Sorry Jim, I'm coloptimized right now."
"Sorry Jim, I'm coloptimized right now."