coloradan

A person who is either trailer trash or a preppie ski douche. Give your condolences to anyone who lives here.

Coloradans are people who live or lived in Colorado. We are constantly told that we have accents when we really don’t. Are used to large amounts of snow and never understand when school is canceled for the tiniest amount. Wear short sleeves in winter, and even though we don’t like it sometimes we are very used to the cold weather. Laugh when people talk about skiing on what they call “mountains” when we ski on the Rocky Mountains. Get so annoyed when people say “colo-raw-do” when it is “colo-rah-do” and are made fun of just for saying it right. Are treated like they are their own isolated people group and people act like we are from the country side. And just cuz we are from Colorado doesn’t mean you have to roast us for wearing a broncos shirt, we get it. their bad.

When you date an old lady who recently had hip surgery so when you go back to her place, you can raid the medicine cabinet for her percocet.

An individual who has moved from California to Colorado, most likely as a result of the former states crippled economy and/ or the fact that the latter isn't as nearly crowded or environmentally polluted. (Yet) Usually retain their original Californian customs, such as rooting for sports teams such as the Giants and 49ers and voting Democratic in major elections.

A city boy who pretends to be a mountain man every now and then.

Member of a work hard, play hard society dedicated to outdoor adventure and craft beer.